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What is Livelinks?

What is Livelinks?

The answer varies from person to person:

Phone sex

Sex hotline

Party line

A history lesson

Yep, many possibilites, but it all depends on who is calling to find out. Livelinks is phone dating. You call, you connect, you talk and then you go on a date. Easy!

Coming Out With A Bang!

If they all came with a bang, the world would be a lot more accepting. They don't though, so you have to be open-minded on your own and prepare for when someone decides you're the person they are opening up to.

We've All Got Secrets

Some big. Some little. Some not so secret because you made the mistake of telling the ONE person who loves to take sh*t to Facebook and now you have to live in denial yet again.

Sometimes secrets become a burden and we have to share to one, to some or to all. In a way, this is sharing the burden with someone else so you can better deal with it yourself. Right? Right.

There are those who are lucky enough to be so out of touch with their inner turmoil that they can bury these secrets so deep down they'll never see the light of day. These are the people we envy. Not that we'd tell you or anything.

Others aren't so lucky and we need to be ready for that.

Be Accepting. Be, Be Accepting!

Unless they happen to be confessing something vile or criminal. We all have our limits. Aside from that, you can deal.

Remember, it takes a lot more to reveal than to receive a secret. You can sit there and laugh your ass off or spew hateful judgement while they die on the inside. You'll be okay, they'll never recover. Confessing is hard. Remember that.

Seeing as this is still real life, we also have to keep in mind that you can't always give someone the reaction they are expecting. Don't chase after them with a pitchfork, but show some kind of acknowledgment. Feel free to fake it at first until you can fully gauge the situation.

Get Your Game Face On

Also known as faking that visible emotion. Like you've done so many times in the past.

Find a neutral and somewhat encouraging expression to wear on your face so that your loved one does not think they've made a terrible mistake. Practice in the mirror until your reflection makes you feel better about yourself.

Pair that with accepting words like: Oh; I see; Okay; Thanks for telling me; Yes and...

Then nod. Always nod. The nod sells it.

After confession time is over, process the news at your leisure. You don't have to worry about hurting their feelings or saying the right thing. Just process. You may be in shock, you may not be. You might not like what you've heard, you might not care. Just process.

Then go for milkshakes after.

How Stupid is Too Stupid?

There's a limit to everything, except how stupid people can be. Just watch Ryan Lochte.

Just. Watch.

Could you deal with that on a daily basis?

Balancing Act

Pubes In Your Face

While pube rockets may show your utter devotion to a certain person, it's downright crazy. Like, really effing crazy. As such, be judicious with your pube-facing. I mean, there's only so much you can grow down there.

What Else Not to Do

Never bank on common sense because there's a major shortage these days. Let's just say that if you're planning on showing the person you're into that you're into them, make sure it won't get you arrested, shamed or plastered all over Facebook.

Diddy and Kate Upton aka Lying About Your Hookups

Also includes lying about your date, your boyfriend/girlfriend, your spouse and even who you fantasize about.

Lies are fun!

Supplied It, Then Denied It

Why anyone would lie about hooking up with a smoking hot model or about someone who can make you freaking star is beyond me. 

Women Love Big D*cks!

Thanks to science for stating the painfully obvious:

WOMEN LIKE GUYS WITH BIG PENISES

Worth the research to finally settle that debate.

Nothing Beats It

Absolutely nothing.

It's the kind of thing every girl dreams of. We want it for our birthdays. We want it for Christmas. We want it with cherries on top!

If You Can't Laugh at Yourself, Laugh With Others

Seriously. Who put it there?

If you didn't find that funny, you've got bigger issues to deal with.

Funny is Fun

Is there anything better than a good, hardy laugh? Yes, but we're focusing on the laugh for now. The worst days, the saddest moments, the greatest rages can all be quelled by a good laugh.

April Fools in Love

If you've never made a fool of yourself in the name of love, then you're probably making an ass out of yourself as we speak.

Love (or in the beginning, like liking) makes us do the kinds of stupid things we'd never consider in different state of mind. Unfortunately, love creates a kind of haze that shields you from all kinds of nonsense until you see pictorial evidence of such posted on Facebook.

The Thing With Equality Is...

Seriously.

The Fallacy

The people who spout biblical verses and worry about the sanctity of marriage are most often the ones who go home to watch lesbian porn and fantasize about guy on guy action. They are repressed and we all know that:

It's About Time You Spring Into Some Love

Cute, fuzzy bunny says it's about damn time your love life blossomed into something because he's sick and tired of watching you not share your awesomeness with someone special.

Cute, fuzzy does not mince words.

Spring is about renewal. Waking up from the cold, hibernating months and warming up with someone new by your side.

Also, egg hunts.

You made all these promises to yourself and it's about (spring) time you get going!

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